Notes from Dr. Borkosky

Discworld‎ | Mort.

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The Patrician was the Man; he had the Vote.”. History has a habit of changing the people who think they are changing it.

Quotes By Terry Pratchett. I was the ultimate reality. The Patrician was the Man; he had the Vote. “How do you get all those coins?" “Oh. “Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one. I was the grave of all hope. “I? I WAS THE ASSASSIN AGAINST WHOM NO LOCK WOULD HOLD.

“No enemies had ever taken Ankh-Morpork. This page was last edited on 30 January 2020, at 17:36. They have failed. He stopped talking.

FASCINATING.”, “The only thing known to go faster than ordinary light is monarchy, according to the philosopher Ly Tin Wheedle. “I USHERED SOULS INTO THE NEXT WORLD. He reasoned like this: you can't have more than one king, and tradition demands that there is no gap between kings, so when a king dies the succession must therefore pass to the heir instantaneously. You expected him any moment to break into the kind of song that has suspicious rhymes and phrases like "my kind of town" and "I wanna be a part of it" in it; the kind of song where people dance in the street and give the singer apples and join in and a dozen lowly matchgirls suddenly show amazing choreographical ability and everyone acts like cheery lovable citizens instead of the murderous, evil-minded, self-centered people they suspect themselves to be. "My granny says that dying is like going to sleep," Mort added, a shade hopefully. "Have you thought of going into teaching?". "Do you know what happens to lads who ask too many questions?". Well technically they had, quite often; the city welcomed free-spending barbarian invaders, but somehow the puzzled raiders found, after a few days, that they didn't own their horses any more, and within a couple of months they were just another minority group with its own graffiti and food shops.”, “Well, you know Esme. Discover and share Discworld Death Quotes.

CERTAINLY NOT. I hate----ing wizards!” “You shouldn’t----them, then,” muttered one of his henchmen, effortlessly pronouncing a row of dashes.”, “Although the scythe isn't pre-eminent among the weapons of war, anyone who has been on the wrong end of, say, a peasants' revolt will know that in skilled hands it is fearsome.”, “I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, he said, BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY.”, “If there's one thing that really annoys a god, it's not knowing something.”. Refresh and try again. Pratchett leaves behind him a fantastical world of more than 70 novels Although the scythe isn't pre-eminent among the weapons of war, anyone who has been on the wrong end of, say, a peasants' revolt will know that in skilled hands it is fearsome. JUST US.”. tags: discworld, humor, humour, teaching. He remembered being summoned into reluctant existence at the moment the first creature lived, in the certain knowledge that he would outlive life until the last being in the universe passed to its reward, when it would then be his job, figuratively speaking, to put the chairs on the tables and turn the lights off. And the people there see you differently, too. "He remembered the knowledge. People don't want to see what can't possibly exist.”, “Poets have tried to describe Ankh-Morpork. Any adventurous sailor who got funny ideas from staring at eggs and oranges for too long and set out for the antipodes soon learned that the reason why distant ships sometimes looked as though they were disappearing over the edge of the world was that they were disappearing over the edge of the world.”, “Murder was in fact a fairly uncommon event in Ankh-Morpork, but there were a lot of suicides. "Have you thought of going into teaching?”, “A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.”, “Open your eyes and then open your eyes again.”, “You can't give her that!' ", “Tragic heroes always moan when the gods take an interest in them, but it's the people the gods ignore who get the really tough deals.”, “Mort was already aware that love made you feel hot and cold and cruel and weak, but he hadn't realized that it could make you stupid.”, “THERE'S NO JUSTICE, said Mort.

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